beepilot:

remember when hey soul sister was on the radio and life didn’t suck ass

teqqei:

wow, would you look at the time, i need attention

horreurscopes:

i dont feel like i can articulate this properly cuz ima prole b*tch but big ass corporations pulling “for every x you buy we donate one to [people in need]” promotional stunts is the epitome of using human tragedy for capitalist gain 

flowerbpd:

someone: gives me constructive criticism

me: wow didn’t realize you wanted me dead lol